Skinny Penguins - The Next BIG (small) Thing!

Meet The Emperor

This is Slimothy, our most elite Skinny Penguin. With a BMI of just 0.5, he's our pride and joy. He can slip through ice cracks that regular penguins don't even see!

Skinny fact: Slimothy once disappeared for a week because he turned sideways and became invisible.

TOP SKINNER

Why Skinny Penguins?

While those other penguins are busy being pudgy and cute, our skinny army is on a mission to prove that less is more!

Join the skinny revolution today and collect the most fashion-forward flightless birds on the internet.

Can fit through straws!

No blubber = less drag!

Supermodel status!

Fish diet, hold the fish!

Wind resistant!

The Skinny Squad

Meet Our Crew

Find Your Skinny Penguin Identity

Everyone has a skinny penguin alter ego. Discover yours!

My favorite color is:

My personality is more:

I'd rather live in:

Your Skinny Penguin Identity Is:

Click Generate to Find Out!

Join The Skinny Movement

Being skinny isn't just a look. It's a lifestyle. It's about slipping through the cracks of life with style!

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Ice-Slipping Pro

Slide through any ice crack with ease. No more getting stuck!

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Wind Resistant

So light, you need to wear weights on windy days!

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Diet Guru

Master of the "air diet" - just inhale and imagine the flavor!

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Fashion Forward

One-size-fits-none clothing that looks amazing only on you!